~~~Not tagged, it just made me laugh a bit~~~
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (definately not true!)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. (despite being a girl myself?)
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO (although. yes i am gay...)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude. (nope... just gay)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I dont like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenaged drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
Im CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sence of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an overcontrolling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
Im DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be overcontrolling and a bitch.
Im a NUDIST,so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
Im a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
Im a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep (although i'm only part welsh... but hey)
Im a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
Im CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (That reminds me of someone... heehee)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (*cough*)
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
Im WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
Im not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
Im STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
Im GAY so Im after EVERY straight guy around.
I dont want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (this is true however..)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
~~~Tagged by :devvickylilllybee:~~~
TYPE YOUR FIRST NAME WITH YOUR...
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1.) List Four fandoms you have.
fanwhats?!
2.) Have you ever slept in the back of a car?
- that is a stupid question, i was a small child once, of course i've been asleep in the back of a car!
3.) Have you recently dyed your hair/cut it?
- ...no ¬_¬
4.) List four people that you look up to the most.
- Vikki
- Ellie
- i'm supposed to have four?... eeeeehrm...
- nope, just two
5.) How many pets do you own as of now?
- one
6.) Which do you prefer white or black?
- black
7.) Who is your most played character?
- Character or dress?.. dress, attempting GothicLolita a lot
8.) Choose one or the other, not both:
-Being stuck on an island with your best friend
-Being stuck on an island with 5 acquaintances
the former
9.) Name three aspects that tell who you are.
- drawing
- eyeliner
- piano's
10.) If you could have a power what would it be?
-
11.) Who was the last person you talked to?
- in reality or on the web, reality - music teacher, web, ellie
12.) Who was the last person you said "I love you" to?
- Vikki
13.) Write down the first five words that pop into your head
- stockings
- corset
- black
- eyeliner
- garter
...oh god...
14.) What's one thing you wish you could do better?
- trust people
15.) Do you like the way you are?
- no
16.) Choose, Summer or Winter:
- Winter, especially in the mornings, when it's sunny and yet very cold
17.) Choose, Rain or snow:
- srain
18.) Water or ice?
- ice (for skating and for general icyness)
19.) List two odd things about yourself:
- I have rapid mood swings a lot
- I don't like parts of me, but won't change it because i don't really want to be what i want to be either... that sentence is odd in itself anyhow!
~~~
1. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Yes.
2. What song describes your relationship status?
Wish You Were Here - Blackmore's Night
3. How much does your dog weigh?
I don't *own* a dog... fools
4. Are you a heart breaker, or the heart breakee?
hmn... bit of both i think
5. Ever waxed your legs?
no
6. Earrings or necklaces?
no idea... necklaces i think
7. Who have you talked to most today?
Ellie i think..
8. Ever had sex with that person?
*has a laughing fit* ...no
9. Is there polish on your toenails right now?
yep, black
10. Color of your shirt?
black
11. How many years have you taken a language?
English - all my life
French - known little bits most of my life, actualyl studied it for 7 years and counting
German - as with french, always known little bits, studied for 4 years and counting
Latin - 4 years and counting
12. Who's the 5th person in your contact book?
my aunt
13. What color is your background on your computer mainly?
White... *cough*
14. Do you wish on 11:11?
not knowingly
15. Good advice if you ever go camping?
Don't wait until the loo blocks are closed before you remember that you actually need to use them
16. Are you a bad influence?
yes, most definately
17. What color are your eyes?
blue/grey/green (?!)
18. Would you rather have your name or your siblings name?
my name
19. Would you do anything for someone?
depends who that someone was... probably not
20. Does someone owe you money?
yes
21. Favorite color?
black/silver/red
22. Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot?
yes
23. What song is on?
Diamonds and Rust - Blackmore's Night
24. Are your grades good?
Depends in which subject.. mainly, yes
25. Do you miss anyone?
yes
26. Would you date anyone on your top friends?
not just anyone, but yes
27. Does your best friend have a myspace?
no idea
28. Whose page did you last visit?
also, no idea
29. Last time you went out to lunch?
too far back to recall
30. Do you watch the Gilmore Girls?
no
31. Do you watch game shows?
no
32. Have you ever seen or enjoyed watching the O.C.?
no
33. Do you have one or more Britney Spears C.D.'s?
yes
34. Which radio stations are your favorites?
i have no favorite radio station
35. Are you a Lost fanatic?
no
36. Still have pictures of your Ex?
somewhere, probably
37. Do you have a song by Ozzy Osbourne in your library?
no
38. Cable or Satellite?
...no idea...
39. Do you watch Family Guy Regularly?
no
40. King of the Hill?
no
41. Do you read trashy romance novels often?
no
42. Have you ever forgotten to give a Christmas/birthday present?
yes
43. Do you sing obnoxiously in the car?
...sometimes, depends which song's on
44. Do you sing obnoxiously in the shower when no one's home?
i don't sing in the shower, i'm usually thinking too much
45. Have you ever watched a little kid's show when you were over 12?
yes, i was made to watch Spongebob Squarepants when i was 13 because i didn't understand what it was... heehee
46. Have you ever pretended your crush was with you when they weren't?
yes
47. Did you draw pictures for your first crush back in elementary school?
no
48. Do you send flowers to the person you love?
no, either give or not at all
49. Have you ever written a poem or story about your life?
yes
50. Have you ever spent over an hour thinking about nothing?
that's impossible, if you're thinking, you're thinking about something. Nothing is something...
51. Have you ever liked someone only for their appearance?
yes, and hated their personality
[[The Questions You Love: Completely and Utterly Pointless Ones]]
52. Do you eat all the servings in the food groups on a daily basis?
i try to
53. Are you ever a freak about cleanliness or organization?
*cough*... maybe?
54. Have you ever been to South America or Africa?
no, but i would dearly love to do so
55. Do you know how to knit?
yes, doesn't mean i can though...
56. Do you have a cell phone or iPod with a patterned cover?
no
57. Have you ever written love song lyrics yourself and put them in a song?
yes
58. Do you keep a diary or journal online?
no
59. When you open your closet, what is the dominant color?
one side is white, the other is green (not by choice)
[[Truly Unusual This or That Questions]]
60. Baskin Robins or Coldstone?
...what?!
61. Physics or chemistry?
physics
62. Earphones or headphones?
depends where i am and what on earth i'm doing
63. Pink or teal?
pink
64. Earrings or Rings?
earrings
65. Commitment or casual dating?
commitment
66. Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings or Star Wars?
Harry Potter
67. Fly or road trip?
depends where i'm going
68. Starbucks or Caribou?
neither
[[Another Wave of Random Questions]]
69. What is your favorite Disney movie?
don't have one really... beauty and the beast?
70. How much jewelry do you own?
too much to name
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Actual Journal Entries
[14/08/07]
Well hello, this is more of an apology than anything else - my internet decided to delete its IP adress from the 1394 connection, even though the main computers still have theirs, so my own computer doesn't have internet connection other than MSN... which is really confusing. Either way, i've also only just got back from where I was and there are quite a few deviations to get through and comment on, so i'm not ignoring you all. Hopefully i'll be back on my own computer soon and can upload some things onto here. See you all soon - happy devianting
[12/06/07]
Oh such a lot has happened lately - I've started learning Music again, and thoroughly enjoying it already. I'm also going to the Hexagon in two days time!!! :eager: Well yes, and i've made loads of progress on my 100 Themes, just not posting all of them or the poor people with Devwatches would get fed up methinks. So yes.. watch this space.
I also found out a few weeks back that I can't have wheat, dairy, eggs, pork, tuna, lamb... but hey. It's not so bad due to what i've mentioned many a time in the entry below dated 20/5/07. Well, happy devianting everyone
[20/5/07]
A few of you may remember that my mum has been setting up a website and members' forum for people who want to cook despite having multiple food intolerances, such as wheat, dairy, gluten and soya. You'll find great recipes - none of which ever include any wheat, egg or dairy products as well as competitions and useful advice. Please visit her site at
[link], especially if you are someone or know someone with food intolerances

[Also feel free to visit her DA page -
[link]
[18/05]
Good grief, I stand corrected already - Thank you for the
3530 pageviews so far! Wow...Anywhom - have added things to 100 Themes at last
[Previous entry yet still interesting]
I can remember when I was rather young (about 11) I had a conversation with my closest friend about whether scientists should create sperm from bone marrow and therefore do away with doners - seeing some people have had problems with the doners themselves... well now they've done just that! Read the article below:
"It is a long held dream for a few, and a science fiction nightmare for most, but a world without men may have come a small step closer to reality, says the New Scientist, thanks to the creation of primitive sperm cells from bone marrow. Professor Karim Nayerina, of the University of Newcastle, took bone marrow stem cells from male volunteers, and, in the laboratory, used vitamin A to spermatogonium cells. In the male testes, these cells divide to provide a continuous supply of sperm. Based on experiments on mice, Nayernia reckons that it should be possible to encourage the articificial sperm cells to divide in the same way, and therby produce mature sperm. He says the main thrust of his experiment is to treat male infertility - but claims that the same process could be used to create sperm cells from female bone marrow, too. If so, that could ultimately enable lesbian couples to have their own biological children, and make men redundant in the reproductive process. However, a number of experts have cast serious doubt on these claims. Some point out that sperm require Y chromosome that is absent in women. Others warn that even if Nayernia were able to create artificial sperm (as opposed to just sperm cells), there is real danger that these would carry genetic defects."
Happy Devianting

~Moonlit-Shadows